Laugh with US!

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Here at Beaver Lake Community Church, we like to laugh, when the time is right!

What does the Bible say about laughter?

Like the famous saying, “Laughter is the best medicine.” in the Bible, having a joyful and cheerful heart is also good medicine. (Proverbs 17:22)

And throughout the Bible, we can find  many Bible passages like Proverbs 17:22 that talk about laughter. With  this, here are some bible passages that best define laughter.

1. Mouths filled with Laughter

Psalm 126:2: “Then  our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy;  then they said among the nations, ‘The Lord has done great things for  them.’”

This passage tells us that after God  restored Zion, the Israelites celebrated God’s amazing work with  laughter and singing. Thus, we, too, should celebrate God’s goodness in  our lives, singing and so much joy that our mouths will be filled with  laughter.

1. A Time to Laugh

Ecclesiastes 3:4 “4 a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance,”

In this passage, King Solomon tells  us there will always be a time for something, including a time for  laughter. So, don’t be afraid to laugh out loud when it’s time to enjoy  and laugh!

1. God will fill Job’s mouth with Laughter

Job 8:21 “He will yet fill your mouth with laughter, and your lips with shouting.” 

In this passage, Job still suffers  from losing his loved ones and properties. So, his friends have come to  comfort him after these losses. And one of Job’s friends reminded him  that God will restore his joy. And that even at his lowest point, God is  still with him.

Are you looking for a wholesome laugh? Dive into our collection of  the perfect church jokes guaranteed to leave you in stitches! Whether  you’re a devout attendee or simply a fan of good, clean humor, our  compilation of hilarious church jokes is bound to have something for  everyone. But before we share this incredible dose of church humor, we  want to emphasize that we aim to spread joy and not to offend or mock  anyone’s beliefs or experiences. These jokes are fictional and not based  on real-life events or individuals.

With a clear conscience and a happy heart, let’s revel in some high-spirited and hilarious church humor. Our array of clean and hilarious church jokes are not just amusing but are perfect for sharing with friends and  family, regardless of their age or faith. So sit back, relax, and get  ready to laugh with these whimsical tales of church merriment!

The Board Meeting

 “There will be a meeting of the Church Board immediately after the service,” announced the pastor. 

After the close of the service, the  Church Board gathered at the back of the sanctuary for the announced  meeting. But a stranger was in their midst — a visitor who had never  attended their church. 

“My friend,” said the pastor, “Didn’t you understand that this is a meeting of the Board?” 

“Yes,” said the visitor, “and after today’s sermon, I suppose I’m just about as bored as anyone else who came to this meeting.

The Miraculous Cane

Bent over and obviously in pain, the  old man with a cane hobbled laboriously through the sanctuary and into  the pastor’s office while the choir practiced.

Ten minutes later, he came out, walking upright and moving gracefully and quickly.

“Good gracious,” the choir director exclaimed. “Did the pastor heal you by faith?”

“No,” the old man said with a smile. “He just gave me a cane that wasn’t six inches too short!

He Brews

Early one morning, the husband and  wife were arguing over who should get out of the warm bed to make the  coffee. Finally, the wife folded her arms and said, “You have to make  the coffee. It’s in the Bible!”

The husband was shocked. “Is not! Show me!”

Pulling out her Bible, the wife opened it to one of the New Testament books and declared, “It says right here — HEBREWS!”

Creation is Tiring, Too!

God is talking to one of his angels.  He says, “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created 24  hours of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?”

The angel says, “Yes, but what will you do now?”

God says, “I think I’ll call it a day.”

The Little Boy

For the first time, a little boy in  church watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When  they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, “Don’t pay for me, Daddy;  I’m under five.”

Too Soon for Sunday School

During a Sunday school lesson, a  child learned how God created human beings. The child became especially  focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from Adam’s ribs.  Later in the week, the boy’s mother saw him lying on the floor and  asked him what was wrong. His reply was priceless: “Mom, I have a pain  in my side—I think I’m getting a wife.”

Awkward Wedding Colors

A little girl finally got to attend a  wedding for the first time. While in the church, the girl asked her  mother: “Why is the bride dressed in white?” The mother replied to the  girl: “Because white is the color of happiness, and it’s the happiest  day of her life today.”

After a little bit, the girl looks up at her mother and says: “But then why is the groom wearing black?”

Witty Kindergartner

A Kindergarten teacher was observing  her classroom as the children drew pictures. The teacher would  occasionally walk around and see each child’s artwork. As she approached  one little girl working especially hard, she asked what the drawing  was.

The little girl told her: “I’m drawing God!”

“But sweety,” the teacher replied, “no one knows what God looks like.”

Automatically, the little girl continued drawing and said: “Well, they certainly will in a minute!”

Strange Math

After the wedding, the little ringbearer asked his father, “How many brides can the groom marry?”

“One,” his father said. “Why do you ask?”

“Because the priest said he could marry sixteen,” the boy said, puzzled.

“How’d you come up with that?” his father asked.

“Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up like the priest said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”

Prayer for Hearing

After service, a stranger approached the pastor and said, “I’d like you to pray for my hearing.”

The pastor touched the man’s ears and said a passionate, earnest prayer.

“How’s your hearing now?” the pastor asked.

Surprised, the man said, “Well, it’s not until tomorrow.”

Sunday Fish Tale

A boy came late to Sunday School. Knowing he was usually very prompt, his teacher asked, “Johnny, is anything wrong?”

“No, ma’am, not really,” he said.”I was going to go fishing, but my dad told me that I needed to get on up and go to church.” The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his father had  explained why going to church was more important than fishing.

“Yes, ma’am, he did,” Johnny said. “My daddy said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”

Prayer at Sea

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, “Anyone here knows how to pray?”

A pastor stepped forward. “Captain, I know how to pray.”

“Good,” said the captain, “you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short.”

A Pastor’s Power

A pastor was in the middle of his sermon when he noticed a man had fallen asleep with his head on his wife’s shoulder.

“Wake up, your husband,” Pastor Riley snapped.

The wife smiled and replied, “You put him to sleep. You wake him up.”

Peter, do you love Me?

It was the week after the  resurrection, and disciples were still scattered about Jerusalem and the  surrounding villages. John searched high and low for Peter and finally  found him hanging out in the upper room. “Peter, Peter!” he said  excitedly. “I have good news and bad news. Which would you rather hear  first?”

“By all means, give me the good news. We’ve had enough bad news lately,” Peter said.

“The good news is Christ is risen,” John said.

“That’s great!” said Peter. “Now, what’s the bad news?”

John looked around anxiously and said, “Well, He’s steamed about last Friday.”

Mrs.Watson

During her sermon on Jesus’s teaching  that we should love our enemies, the pastor asked the congregation to  raise their hands if they had enemies. Everyone did so except for Mrs.  Watson in the front row, who had just turned 95.

“Mrs. Watson,” the pastor asked, “how could you live for 95 years and have no enemies?”

“That’s easy,” the senior citizen replied, “I just outlived them!”

Ever heard of “Dad jokes”? These classic, one-liner puns, typically  delivered by middle-aged or older men, are known for their simplistic  and amusing charm.

Well, brace yourself for a delightful twist, as we’ve compiled a list  exclusively dedicated to funny church jokes clean enough for the whole  family to enjoy! Whether you’re into church humor or simply in the mood  for a good, hearty laugh, our collection of short church jokes and  religious jokes clean of inappropriate content, is a surefire way to  lighten your spirits.

Each joke is a concoction of light-hearted church humor and charming  wit, designed to elicit a different kind of laughter and amusement.  Whether you find them delightfully dry or whimsically funny, these religious jokes offer a refreshing break from the mundane with a splash of wholesome hilarity.

So, get ready to chuckle, giggle, or even snort as you dive into our  compilation of short, clean, and downright funny church jokes!

1. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?… He just knew there was something fishy about it.
2. What kind of cell phone did Delilah use?… Samson
3. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?… By his net income.
4. Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?… He only had two worms.
5. How long did Cain hate his brother? … As long as he was Abel, too.
6. Who was the smartest man in the Bible? … Abraham. He knew a Lot.
7. What kind of person was Boaz before he got married? … Ruthless!
8. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? … Samson. He brought the house down.
9. Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible? … Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.
10. At what time of day was Adam created?… A little before Eve.
11. Which Bible character had no parents?… Joshua, son of Nun.
12. What animal could Noah, not trust?… Cheetah
13. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?… Joseph: Pharao made him a ruler
14. Who is the biblical character who likes to drink soft drinks?…HABBA-COKE (Habakkuk)
15. Where’s the first mention of “laxatives” in the Bible?… In Exodus, the part when “Moses took the tablets and went into the wilderness.”

These jokes were collected from the following source. 

https://www.ministryvoice.com/church-jokes-clean-and-hilarious-jokes-for-pastors/